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    I believe carrier pigeon. :D My wife is...

    I believe carrier pigeon. :D

    My wife is getting it today but she can't swing me a dose.:(
    You wouldn't believe the number of her colleagues who are refusing to take the vaccine and mostly because...
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    Bought a 171 C350e estate the end of last year...

    Bought a 171 C350e estate the end of last year with 31k miles on the clock. The version is the sports model with premium pack and this includes Pan roof, tinted windows, electric heated seats and...
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    Can't tell you about cost but consider a damp...

    Can't tell you about cost but consider a damp proof membrane under the concrete. Help stop rising damp.
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    I have been using these ...

    I have been using these for the last few years in both an open fire and an inset stove.
    Easy to light, hotter than coal and leaves very little ash, especially in the stove. I find any more than 2...
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    Used JD recovery a couple of weeks ago. They were...

    Used JD recovery a couple of weeks ago. They were recommended by the company I bought the car from. Excellent service from them and no complaints.
  6. Not in this case. It's metaphorical...

    Not in this case.
    It's metaphorical masturbation to car p0rn.
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    Make sure it is tight fitting without being...

    Make sure it is tight fitting without being uncomfortably so. Too loose and it lets in too much cold water and is no use.
    3mm is relatively thin and better for summertime. 5mm more for wintertime...
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    Of course it's OK to ask but do I answer??:D As...

    Of course it's OK to ask but do I answer??:D
    As always it depends on distance. For me it was from about an hour east of East Midlands airport to Dublin.
    Charge is €450 + VAT which I though was...
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    I bought just as the sh1t hit the fan from a...

    I bought just as the sh1t hit the fan from a dealer I have known for a good few years. I only saw pictures and it has a FSH but by reputation I would have bought sight unseen. I had wanted to fly...
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    Put an electric motor in the engine bay and a PP3...

    Put an electric motor in the engine bay and a PP3 battery in the back and tell them the battery is flat. Cheap VRT. Problem solved.:D
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG3erL7m_ZI

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG3erL7m_ZI
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    When hell freezes. I could elaborate but it...

    When hell freezes.

    I could elaborate but it will just end in neither of us agreeing with the other.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFu-Wer1dQg

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFu-Wer1dQg
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    For a moment I thought I was going to have to...

    For a moment I thought I was going to have to wait 10 years!:D
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    Depends if you are a projector finisher or not. ...

    Depends if you are a projector finisher or not.
    I'm normally time poor so bought a minter in the UK. Haven't been able to collect until travel returns to normal.
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    On his way to dumping it in some countryside...

    On his way to dumping it in some countryside hedge no doubt.
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    But the smile on your face would make up for it?

    But the smile on your face would make up for it?
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    For the record and if anyone gives a sh1t. Bad...

    For the record and if anyone gives a sh1t. Bad grammar and misspelling annoys the hell out of me too but I'm not brave enough to correct anyone on here.
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    You're going to have your work cut out for you if...

    You're going to have your work cut out for you if you're going to correct all the grammatical errors on this forum.
    I think you're going to just have to let it go.:D
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    It has been mentioned in the news that some parts...

    It has been mentioned in the news that some parts of the testing kit are not available due to demand. this is going to severely reduce teh amount of testing which is going to be done.
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    This is the part of the movie where I say what...

    This is the part of the movie where I say what I'm going to do after the story is over and then die before the climax.
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    The aim is to slow the infection rate so the HSE...

    The aim is to slow the infection rate so the HSE can cope.
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    I bought my wife a present of a refrigerator -...

    I bought my wife a present of a refrigerator - her face really lit up when she opened the door.
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    Covid-19 humor The kids asked what was for...

    Covid-19 humor

    The kids asked what was for dinner and I told them "Scraps". They started crying. Spoiled brats, it's really hard to get food at the moment thanks to the panic buying.

    And it was...
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    Apparently not mad to a couple of bidders

    Apparently not mad to a couple of bidders
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